Someone has been stealing frozen lunches from the community fridge in the break room at work. Whoever it is knows they are stealing too – because everyone writes their names on their food. I haven’t felt the wrath yet. I would like to believe it is for one of two reasons; A. Because I am too awesome to want to steal anything from -OR- B. Because upon hearing of the missing food antics – I began to leave messages for the thief:
“Your daily horoscope: 1. Eat Bowl: I will cut yew | 2. Don’t Eat Bowl: Live FOREVER! 🙂 N “
“You will want to keep this frozen for your black eye. ❤ Nicole”
” (You don’t want this to be your last meal, now do you? 🙂 Love, Nicole )”
“I will cut yew – and then I will giggle. xoxo”
You have been warned.