Art Students Like Funyuns

My best friend, Lala is moving away to a magical island! We don’t live in the same state now, but for some reason thinking about her moving has made me nostalgic for our BFF experiences thus far, including college. I was an art student, she was a math major – but eventually she came to the dark side because we had cookies. I couldn’t have been happier because with us both in art classes together, they had two carbon copies of sparkly snarkdom at their immediate disposal. This post is a tribute to our college days!

WHEN SCHEDULING SAID THERE WAS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE MORE IN THE CLASS:

Stay real still, they won’t notice a thing.

“SHIT! THE C- PARKING LOT IS FULL AND WE’RE LATE!” :

Yeeeah, we’re gonna need to call security to get this out of this shit after class.

WHEN NEITHER OF US LOOKED AT A CAMPUS MAP WHILE ELECTING OUR FRESHMAN CLASSES:

Shit! I got side pains, yo!

WHEN IN ART HISTORY WONDERING WHY GHANT, A PROFESSOR BORN AND RAISED IN NORTH CAROLINA, HAS A BRITISH ACCENT:

What the shit?

(SKIPPING HIS CLASS TO GO TO THE OLIVE GARDEN):

Boo-yeah!

WHEN THE PROFESSOR LIKES THE CLASS SUCK-UP’S ART PROJECTS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSES:

TO THE TEACHER WHEN STUDENT REVIEWS FAVORED OUR ART WORK MORE THAN THE SUCK-UP’S:

I will cut a bish.

WHEN THE COLOR THEORY PROFESSOR WANTS TO KNOW “WHO’S ART IS THIS? THE COLORS ARE NOT MIXED REALISTICALLY…”:

“Psst… say it’s yours, I’ll buy you lunch.”

OUR REACTION HEARING WE WILL HAVE “MALE NUDE MODELS IN LIFE DRAWING TOMORROW”:

“Brown-chicken-brown-cow” (say it out loud.)

OUR REACTION WHEN THE OLD NUDE MODELS DISROBED IN CLASS, REVEALING MUCH MORE HAIR ACCUMULATION THAN WE HAD MENTALLY PREPARED FOR:

What is THAT?!

“NICOLE, PICK A PARTNER…”

O’tay!

WHEN VISITING THE RALEIGH ART MUSEUM FOR AN ASSIGNMENT:

*FARTS*

TYPICAL ART STUDENT:

Mmmrph…

US:

I’ll tell you what I want… “I WANT A SON!”

“YOU HAVE FOUR HOURS, THERE WILL BE ONE, FIVE-MINUTE BREAK, TWO HOURS IN. PLEASE OPEN YOUR BLUE EXAM BOOKLETS, NOW”:

Ah crap!

SEEING THE MEANEST, SKINNIEST CHEERLEADER FROM HIGH SCHOOL AT SUBWAY ON TATE STREET. NOTICING SHE GAINED 60 POUNDS AT COLLEGE:

MAKAELA AND THE DRINK MACHINE:

*drags out of classroom doorway by foot*

FAILING TEXTILES CLASS:

“WHAT’S A PELL GRANT?”

“It’s FREE MONEY!”

“I’M GONNA NEED THAT PELL GRANT BACK, IT WAS A MISTAKE”

“THE UNIVERSITY IS CLOSED DUE TO SNOW”:

NO EXAM TODAY, BITCHEZ!

PRESENT YOUR 400 REQUIRED DRAWINGS ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST NIGHT, THAT WAS ON THE SYLLABUS I GAVE YOU 4 MONTHS AGO, BUT NEVER REQUESTED OR DISCUSSED IN CLASS AT ANY POINT IN TIME:

Here ya go!

WHEN AN INSTRUCTOR PEEKS THEIR HEAD INTO THE DIGITAL LAB, HAVING HEARD LOUD LAUGHTER AND A SPONTANEOUS TWO-PERSON RENDITION OF A SPICE GIRLS’ SONG DOWN THE HALL:

Good luck, LaLa-Bean! I’m so excited for you and T! I miss you preeeeetty much every day from here anyways, so you can assume the trend will continue. ❤

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