FU: It’s in the mail!

It’s official, the crappy magnets are in the mail! I thought of the most magical way that I could send these (as I imagine a unicorn would never settle for anything less than magical when it came to mailing shit) and this is what I came up with:

Magic Kingdom in the house!!!

I outfitted each envelope with retro stamps. Mainly because I have a shit load of stamps I bought in 2005 and I don’t mail lettersĀ very often ever. Smith assisted me in depositing the letters into the official Magic Kingdom Walt Disney World mailbox:

RETRO STAMPS TAKE FLIGHT!

I will have you know, the entire park celebrated the departure of your mail with a giant fireworks display, after the sun went down…

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

Look for them in your mailbox soon! Thanks again for participating and congratulations! šŸ˜€

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